No matter. They’re all already committed to Rudy anyway. Besides, you don’t really want an element as unsavory as that voting for you, Mac. If they’re going to switch, let ’em switch to Ron Paul, where they belong.

An obvious ploy here to earn him a few more votes in New Hampshire, where he’s alive but not exactly kicking. Exit question: Has a famous athlete’s endorsement ever made a difference in a political race? If MJ couldn’t help Bill Bradley…