From the Campaign for America’s Future, a group the Blotter describes as “nonpartisan.” Uh huh. Remember their last nonpartisan effort comparing Karl Rove to Voldemort?

Once word gets around town about Ken, he’ll have no choice but to start paying for companionship. Those poor girls. Exit question, dare I ask: What exactly was the method of transmission here? Isn’t the Barbie line of male figurines famously, er, “underdeveloped”?