Freedom, baby. If not for his foreign policy and his kowtowing to conspiracy cretins and his indifference to support from Nazis and, well, pretty much everything else besides this, he could have been my guy. He could have been … the beta-male candidate. Alas.

More video here; note the tidbit about the brothel’s clientele and partisan spending habits. Exit question: Was Joe “Work the Pole” Scarborough going for a pun with that Hummer reference or was Mika reading into it?