I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Between “gimme” questions like these and the weekly “All I Really Need to Know I Learned from Watching ‘Policing the Net'” segment on O’Reilly, the only place left to see the Hammer really strut her stuff is on Red Eye. Someday I’m going to talk the boss into going on. Someday…

Note to MKH for future reference: During red meat bits like this, angrily pounding the nearest surface or even flipping the table in a fit of righteous pique is perfectly appropriate.