Video: When nature calls

Fatigued, disaffected, abandoned by our readers on Thanksgiving eve, the big A makes the only move he can: straight into the sewer. (Almost literally!)

Legend has it that if you turn the volume way up and listen closely, you may hear the sweet sounds of relief at 1:26.

Exit question: I’m not going to say it. We’re all thinking the same thing. Feel free to ask it and answer it yourself in the comments.