Good news: Tasing of bro to go unpunished

Not only did no misconduct occur, each of the officers will be formally commended for resisting the urge to mace the annoying little yutz on top of it.

No, no, kidding. Florida’s pretty chill with the pain-compliance tasing protocol, though, huh? Make a note, Miami readers.

The report says the officers’ intent was to escort Meyer from the auditorium, but he broke away and refused to follow their instructions.

“Officers decide not to escalate to hard empty hand strikes, kicks, knees or baton … [it] would have looked like the officers were beating Meyer into submission,” the report said.

University President Bernie Machen said two officers who had been placed on administrative leave have been reinstated.

Exit question: It would have looked like they were beating into him submission?

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