There’s a comforting thought, huh? The great hope of post-racial politics taking the baton from the high priest of perpetual racial grievance. Listen here; the ad will run on 36 gospel and R&B stations across South Carolina, according to CNN. Memo to the Messiah: The piano’s a bit much, don’t you think?

Exit question: Does this mean he’s no longer “acting white”? Whew!