“Chocolate Rain,” Chris Crocker, the Backstreet Boy cockatoo, the stupid lion/buffalo/crocodile battle royale snuff clip — once a video reaches a certain critical threshold of viralness, I feel obliged to post even though I know 80% of you will have already seen it by the time I do.

For that other 20%, though, who loves ya, baby?

I actually posted another version of this same bit back in April, shortly before my last vacation. April was a long, long time ago.