2.6 million views and counting. It’s part and parcel of Paris’s unstated contract with America: in return for recognition as de facto royalty, she’s forced occasionally to endure excruciating public humiliations to the great schadenfreudean glee of all who witness them. Be it Dave rubbing her face in her jailbird status, Sarah Silverman cracking jokes at the video music awards about her being a skank while the camera zooms in for a reaction shot, or the immortal weepy tableau in the back of that police car, she’s got to pay for her crown somehow. Enjoy as the latest bill comes due here.
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