The truth is still way out there
What could possibly go wrong?
Everything you thought you knew…
Ed: My apology to Dr. Carson, and our readers.
He’s like an older, less coherent Bill Nye
Up and at ’em
Can you dig it?
Settled science and skimmed data.
This is going to be awesome
Do you remember what the “P” in EPA stands for, sir?
Fake but accurate?
ET phone somebody
Pondering the pandering
Where we’re going we don’t need roads
The list of “not a scientist” experts is awesome
He’s sort of a superhuman hive mind, see?
A new meaning for millennial
And the press swoons.
Not a religion.
But he weighs more than a duck…
When is a theory not a theory?
You don’t say
Jumping the Geraldo.
“That’s science. I’m confused as to why the President’s not following science.”
Out of the blue…
Or maybe a mass catastrophe?
Hominy grits causes people to do Google searches for sex.
Credibility and lore