“How about a shirt with the text of the Second Amendment?”
How about governor?
“I’ve had people contact me and urge me to run for that Senate seat.”
If he’s going at all, that is.
“I don’t think he had to go.”
Franken the biggest loser in Alabama?
If he goes at all.
And will one Republican come out of retirement?
“I’m a warm person; I hug people.”
Sometimes sorry is the hardest word
“… possibly waiting to see if anyone else comes forward.”
“You just feel gross. Like ew, I want to wash that off of me.”
“Davenport said she was a fan of Franken but now believes he should resign.”
Democratic state auditor: There’s no maybe about it.
“People make mistakes.”
“… but I send my sincerest apologies to Leann.”
“Sir, I have to tell you that I do have a firearm on me.”
“We learned from the author’s confession that the note was fabricated.”
Three guesses and the first two don’t count
Nothing stays buried forever
“You sold us out!”
Third time’s the charm?
It’s about time
Good news … and bad news.
Take Note (7).
Having one very expensive choice is not a competitive market
“If you even wait until December there could be fewer choices.”
“It’s a very serious problem.”
“…others heard him yelling ‘Islam Islam’ during the attack”
The Minnesota Nice version of the Friday afternoon news dump.