“I have retained a team of some of the finest and toughest lawyers in the country…”
“I am, like, the happiest dude in America right now.”
“It had everything to do with hurting and embarrassing Trump and his team.”
“He said, ‘Trump said I’m on the list.’”
International man of … incidents?
“…Attorney General, Eric Holder, under Barack Obama as president secretly designated me a criminal co-conspirator and a flight risk.”
“Without nefarious motive.”
Seriously, not literally.
71% say President Trump should be more careful about what he says and how he says it.
“There are a lot of killers.”
“The Khorramshahr medium-range ballistic missile flew 600 miles before exploding…”
“We cannot win this war by killing them.”
“This is a sham. Your company isn’t real. Your website is fake.”
“I didn’t know you were the spokesperson for Mitt Romney.”
“I remain deeply grateful to Fox News…”
“If you’re going to talk about a tweet, let’s talk about a tweet.”
Fox poll: Most voters don’t think Russian hacking impacted the election.
“When you have to make decisions about pro-life justices, do you want a man or a woman?”
Best. Pick. Ever.
“He is moving the Himalayan mountains to get her.”
Election loss results from “Fox News being in every bar and restaurant.”
Devastatingly effective with a smile on his face.
“Trust me, this doesn’t just happen at Fox News.”
“That doesn’t interest me. One. Bit.”
Facts and apologies.