“What should I ask Jeb”
“A debate moderator can’t have a predisposition.”
The CNBC curse
Get rid of the game shows.
“Every one of these candidates says, ‘Obama’s weak, Putin’s kicking sand in his face.'”
Tweaks, not a revolt?
“The Gong Show.”
Dogs and show ponies
“For us it was imperative that the time be changed to 120 minutes.”
And now, the weather. Oh, and climate change.
“Disrespecting the office of the President”?
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair…
… very expectedly.
53 for 50?
“There may commence an unraveling of our national fabric.”
Suspect in custody?