Murder on the move

(George Miller)

Planned Parenthood has found a solution to a problem: murder of babies has gotten more difficult in many states.

States such as Missouri have implemented what is known as “trigger laws”–laws that were passed prior to the Dobbs decision that were put in place should Roe v. Wade be overturned. Such laws made obtaining abortions in states with pro-life majorities more difficult, meaning that women seeking abortions were led to seek abortion “care” in places more friendly to the practice.

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Planned Parenthood was caught a bit off guard with the Dobbs decision.  Wait times at sites close to human friendly states were dramatically increased by the increased demand for murder services. Obviously the organization needed to find a way to streamline their ability to commit homicide. And find such a solution they did: a death RV.

In the next couple weeks, a Planned Parenthood branch will launch a mobile clinic in Illinois: A 37-foot-long RV with a waiting room, a standard lab and exam rooms.

The clinic will offer medication abortions, and hopes to later offer abortion procedures. The mobile unit is the first of its kind for Planned Parenthood in the nation, according to Yamelsie Rodriguez, president and CEO of Planned Parenthood of the St. Louis Region and Southwest Missouri.

The mobile clinic plans to be operational by the end of 2022, and Planned Parenthood will analyze patient travel patterns along the southern Illinois border to determine the routes the RV will take.

In the 100 days since the Supreme Court’s decision to repeal Roe v. Wade, Planned Parenthood’s location in Fairview Heights, Illinois, which is approximately 20 miles from the Illinois-Missouri border, has seen a 340% increase in people from outside Missouri and Illinois seeking abortion services and wait times for abortion services has increased from four days to two and a half weeks, according to a press release from the organization.

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The solution is elegant, if you are inclined to think that killing children is a an attractive goal. It reminds one of Mad Max: a mobile, gas powered vehicle specifically designed to destroy human life.

Unfortunately the current version is unable to offer surgical solutions to the problem of human reproduction, so it only offers medical services, but no surgical ones. Fear not, Planned Parenthood has plans to expand their mobile offerings to include scalpels and other “kinetic” methods for ending life. Perhaps they will offer people a tour of their murder machine when fully complete. I have found no photos.

Planned Parenthood is expanding their birth prevention services to men, by providing vasectomies to men interested in playing the field without pesky consequences such as new human life:

In addition to the mobile clinic, people in Rolla, Missouri, and its surrounding areas will also be able to access reproductive health services, including birth control and vasectomies, as soon as Nov. 1, said Dr. Colleen McNicholas, chief medical officer for the regional Planned Parenthood branch.

The Rolla Planned Parenthood will be the branch’s eighth health center in Missouri where patients can access preventive care including birth control, STI testing and treatment, annual exams, vasectomies, and gender-affirming care,” according to the Planned Parenthood press release.

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You have to admire Planned Parenthood’s innovation. Ensuring that human beings are prevented from being born can be a challenging task these days, but they have proven their ability to overcome obstacles no matter how large.

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