From last night’s Miss Universe pageant, insert booby-trap joke here. Decades of ambition, spoiled in a split second’s miscalculation: It’s like the Olympics, except much, much hotter. She took it like a champ, naturally, as did the previous Miss USA when she fell down at last year’s contest. The difference between then and now? Our gal got a much warmer reception in Vietnam than she did in Mexico.

Oh, and for the record, Miss Colombia was totally gypped.