Truth is stranger than fiction
Wasn’t this story supposed to be over?
Sloppy work on the warrant
Holy cow, I think he’s gonna make it
The chain gang’s all here
Not that kind of twist. Behave yourselves.
With a good enough lawyer you can do almost anything… almost
He’s very sorry for something he absolutely didn’t do
Cutting a deal?
Lots of demand elsewhere.
Plus, a gratuitous shot at you-know-who.
“Did they f***ing kill him?”
“I’m going to tell them there’s an African-American man threatening my life.”
“…the judge has already abused his wide discretion”