Offensive.
Accountability.
“(Which is Irish, by the way.)”
Terror.
“Whipped cream’s killing more people than ever before.”
Trust.
Next up: “Run Liz Run.”
“Did you guys consider doing a hashtag campaign?”
“Less than 20.”
Plus, the Virtual President on the politics of envy.
“I’ve seen a eunuch with a more functional front end.”
Trending
“Acts of vandalism to my home, in the veil of darkness, will not allow me to actively and compassionately listen to you.”
Amtrak trip canceled
Hmmmm.