“(Which is Irish, by the way.)”
“Whipped cream’s killing more people than ever before.”
Next up: “Run Liz Run.”
“Did you guys consider doing a hashtag campaign?”
“Less than 20.”
Plus, the Virtual President on the politics of envy.
“I’ve seen a eunuch with a more functional front end.”
Deal them in!
“… write a nice tweet about someone with whom you disagree politically, get labeled a racist sexist homophobe.”