A tale of two realities.
“…she denounced Mr. Trump as ‘the orange fascist we let into the white house'”
“I wasn’t trying to be a Snowden, or anything.”
Be sure to tip the guards. And try the veal!
Except she’s not
“I’m pretty, white and cute.”
“That’s not fair.”
“…Winner had e-mail contact with the News Outlet.”
“Primarily face-saving devices.”
“I cannot conduct diplomacy on behalf of the whole of the U.S. government…”