“A lot of very good lawyers have told me that the government doesn’t have a good case.”
“You don’t prevent a constitutional crisis by threatening a financial one.”
“He says, ‘No, I’m Captain Save-A-Ho, and I will stop it, baby.’”
“Have you ever made love to someone whose name rhymes with ‘Ronald Rump?'”
“The President of the United States is continuing to spread lies that put my life at risk.”
“…he isn’t thirsty enough for Trump’s blood.”
Wait… we can fire teachers now?