“My mom has prayed for me my entire life, hoping I’d come back to God.”
Plenty of blame to go around.
“In modern Britain everyone seems petrified to officially say what we all say in private.”
“I got 99 problems but…”
“They won’t have a lack of entertainment.”
She changes her mind like a girl changes clothes.
And they’re actually serious
Way to stick it to the cops, folks
“It’s our America.”