Defense: “perfect compliance with onerous sex offender registration requirements.”
Mainstream media: The biggest loser may be …
Possibly a century overdue
Come for the paranoid hook, stay for the substance.
“You have to be sensitive to public optics.”
Presidential pardon under question?
Loophole or pure politics? Proba-likely-the latter.
And they’re actually serious
Way to stick it to the cops, folks
“It’s our America.”