And it’s good for you.
Going for the record
Keeping the business of the people in business
Based on the number of deaths this puts most natural disasters to shame
You win! (at some point in the future)
Back to the drawing board
Turn ’em all into tax raisers
Wait… that’s a bad thing?
Following Scott Walker’s path
“Robberies and aggravated assaults combined jumped nearly 16% from 2017 to 2018 alone…”
“I heard y’all need soap + toothpaste for kids.”