The last slots to be filled
The herd is thinning
I guess they’re all plotting against him
Might be a bit late for that
At least somebody’s team has a shot
If we all survive the National Anthem we might actually enjoy some football.
Wait.. did he play for the Confederacy or the Union?
“Pray for us”
And they almost got away with it
The British invasion
“Gave a play-by-play account…”
You could just call it a media stunt if you like
“The guy has a very impressive record.”
“[T]he Times sometimes twists itself in knots with weird internal rules and traditions.”