Why are all of you horndogs so worked up anyway?
Abstinence is a pro-woman policy.
Looks like abstinence isn’t such a bad option, after all…
Wait, you mean religious social conservatives are right? Shocking.
What we’ve been waiting for?
“I am pleased that the final tax reform bill includes all three of the amendments I authored…”
“The Committee is aware of public allegations that Representative Ruben Kihuen may have engaged in sexual harassment.”