It’s not an either/or question
Why are all of you horndogs so worked up anyway?
Abstinence is a pro-woman policy.
Looks like abstinence isn’t such a bad option, after all…
Wait, you mean religious social conservatives are right? Shocking.
What we’ve been waiting for?
“…detectives are looking at the possibility that Ms Sturgess tested the spray on her face and hands, believing it to be perfume.”