VRWC memo: "Silky Pony" to be retired (UPDATE: Why so expensive?)


To: Our minions
Re: John Edwards’ nickname

It has come to our attention that most of you are still referring to Democratic presidential contender John Edwards as “Silky Pony“. As excellent and chuckleworthy as that may be, time moves on, new scandals emerge, and new sobriquets must be bestowed. Besides, “Silky Pony” has been criticized as both misogynist and homophobic.

So, for reasons explained by our capable co-conspirator Mr. Barnett, “Silky Pony” shall henceforth be referred to as “Pink Sapphire“.

Your compliance in this matter will be greatly appreciated.

Zombie Reagan
VRWC Conspirator in Chief

UPDATE: Some commenters are wondering why the bill atthe Pink Sapphire was so expensive when none of the services they offer runs $400. Well, either Edwards went there on more than one occasion and got a load of fine-gauge loofah work done-

-or he was actually going there for one of their “off the books” treatments…like the Pelosi Special.