Snow report

***update: confirmed…It’s Tony!*** Buzz heating up over FNC’s Tony Snow “likely” move to White House press secretary’s office. Hotline On Call reports:

A week after White House press secretary Scott McClellan suddenly resigned, and — nothing.

Late last week, White House chief of staff Josh Bolten directly (firmly but politely) asked senior administration officials to stop unburdening themselves to the process-hungry Washington press corps. That explains, in part, why speculative chatter has diminished.

In the meantime, Fox Newser Tony Snow is said by Republicans familiar with the negotiations to have asked for guaranteed access to the president’s ear and to an unusually large degree of latitude to reconfigure the WH press operation. That pleases the new chief of staff, who wants to relegitimize the press podium in the Brady briefing room.

But Snow, not content to be a herald, also wants near-complete control over what he says from the podium, be it bromides, platitudes or substance. That would encroach on the broad portfolio of responsibilities that Dan Bartlett claims for himself.

As of this morning, Snow’s colleagues at the White House haven’t been formally told that he’s coming — or if he’s coming, when the announcement will out…

Tony wrote a column last week on the unhinged comments he’s received from critics:

Now that the Great Mentioner has placed me among the candidates to become the next White House press secretary, I have learned things about myself that I never knew.

Helpful correspondents have told me where to go, what to use to fill various orifices, which pack animal I most closely resemble and my next-world destination.

Sages from afar have ascertained that I’m a Brahmin, a trilateralist, a BushBot, a puppet, a force of evil in the modern world, a White House mouthpiece-toady-stenographer merely seeking a change of station (and major cut in pay) and a toothy, well-coifed mediocrity.

One marvels at the vivacity of strangers’ opinions, and the dazzling variety of their venom.

Illegitimi Non Carborundum! It’s only just begun.