If you answer is yes to any of the following questions (or for the heck of it, even if you say no) go to Iowahawk to find out what you can do:
Are you concerned that your profligate personal lifestyle is harming the environment? Losing sleep over the long-term ecological damage resulting from those greenhouse gases constantly emitted by your family, your cars, your pets, and your shrubbery? Do you want to become carbon-neutral, but just don’t know how?
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