HOST MONOLOGUE:

Charlie Kirk makes jokes about Democrats and political correctness. He is constantly interrupted by hysterical crying infants in the audience (portrayed by cast members). Each time they eventually stop crying after being given something that soothes them, e.g., a giant red lollipop with hammer and sickle design, a Colin Kaepernick jersey, a muscular Bob Mueller baby doll, etc. Charlie talks about how excited he is to be in New York City, “where anything is possible: Millions of people chasing the American Dream. And a fascist mayor who can’t even make the trains run on time.” The crowd loves it.