Trump is “evil” for questioning immigration policy the same way a person is “evil” for climbing on an inflated lifeboat, nearly at full capacity, and wondering whether he should let the next woman in flats on or the other one in heels.

Maybe the boat will puncture and sink, and maybe it won’t. But shouldn’t he consider that one of the women is in pointed stilettos?

Among the celebrities who said they would move if Trump won the election were: Chelsea Handler to Spain; Lena Dunham to Vancouver; Barbara Streisand to Australia or Canada; and Snoop Dogg to Canada.

Notice that none of them identified their final destinations as the slums of El Salvador.