I understand the new reality. White American bad, illegal alien good. But dammit, Granny Warren isn’t a Mexican, although she does have a recipe for Mexican oatmeal soup, which I guess by her standards makes her at least 1/32nd Mexican.

The Beautiful People call illegal aliens “undocumented workers.” Granny Warren is an undocumented Indian.

A few nights ago, a local Republican appeared on TV with a Democrat to discuss the Warren scandal. The GOP pol asked the obvious question, “What would happen to a Republican who did this?”

To which the Democrat responded, “But she’s not a Republican.”

Exactly. Remember the pre-2009 chant: “Bush lied, people died.”

Now it is, or should be: “Granny lied, and got a set-aside.”