You’ve had your fun. You’ve suffered some pain. Some of you have even braved the cold. But you have also lost the rationale for what you’re doing. Your protest is adrift.

You see, if your sleepover was ever about banks and corporations and economic injustice, it isn’t anymore. It is now all about you. It’s about your infighting over how much of the proceeds of your begging passers-by your movement’s finance committee lets you keep. …

It’s time for you to go home and … well, do whatever you were doing before this all began.

Your protest has not been a failure. It has successfully raised societal awareness. Society is now aware that some people steal from food carts and vandalize them with their bodily fluids.