“When it comes to voting, when we only have two choices, you got to grow up and realize there’s a big difference between a disappointing friend and a deadly enemy,” said the “Real Time” host during his “New Rules” segment.

Maher continued the campaign speech saying Democrats “are all that stands between you and darkest night.”

“You know why the Republican symbol is R?” he asked his audience. “Because it’s the noise a pirate makes when he robs you and feeds you to a shark”