Audience, what do you think!?!?!?! Here’s what the good people who are such big G.I. Joe fans they stayed up past 2 a.m. on a school night to watch the movie before anybody else had to say:

“Sh–”
“It looked cheap.”
“Boring.”
“My score? 0.”
“It felt like a videogame.”
“Sienna Miller was terribly cast.”
“They were, like, wearing spacesuits.”
“It was so far over the top. The guy who directed it did The Mummy. He ruined The Mummy.”
“This was the worst movie I have ever seen in my life. They only made it to sell toys.”
“I thought it was a comedy.”