Tim Walz Promises To Ensure All Violent Migrant Gangs Have Access To Free Tampons

In a stirring speech, VP candidate Tim Walz vowed to do whatever it takes to ensure all violent migrant gangs have access to free tampons.

"Violent gangs full of undocumented immigrants we could easily deport should absolutely be given free feminine hygiene products," Tim Walz said while on the campaign trail. "They deserve access to tampons, same as any woman, whatever a woman is."

"This is the compassionate thing to do."