Via Reason and Ace, good news and bad news for our mostly straight male readership. The good news: At long last, we’ve reached the “hardbodies parading mostly nude” stage of getting people to enroll in O-Care.

The bad news: It ain’t Kate Upton.

Given the cultural stereotypes Team Hopenchange is willing to embrace to sell the law, I’m now morbidly curious to see what their minority outreach looks like. Exit question: No T&A for the straight dudes? C’mon, OFA. Motivate me.