Last night finally gave us an answer to the big question of 2023: What happens when Republicans have a debate without Donald Trump? Answer: They find other issues to discuss — and for one night, with one exception, manage to offer answers from their own experience rather than engage in petty insults and prepared attack lines.

The one exception? Vivek Ramaswamy, who attempted to steal Donald Trump’s act and spend the evening insulting everyone else on stage. At some point, many expected the other seven candidates to go after the Not-Trump lane leader Ron DeSantis, but instead the only real infighting involved Ramaswamy and Nikki Haley, Mike Pence, and Chris Christie, all of whom responded angrily to Ramaswamy’s personal insults.

We can expect the media to claim that Ramaswamy got attacked because he’s rising in the polls. Don’t buy it. Ramaswamy got attacked because he engaged in artless personal insults, although one does have to admit that Mike Pence started it. Ramaswamy had declared that only a new generation could fix what the generation on stage had broken, to which Pence responded by insulting Ramaswamy more directly (transcript from Democracy 24: FOX News Republican Primary Debate publicity office via e-mail):

PENCE: Let me explain it to you. Let me explain it to you, Vivek, if I can. I’ll go slower this time.

Almost immediately, Ramaswamy didn’t attack the new Mean Mike Pence but everyone, calling them “super-PAC puppets” while calling himself “a patriot who speaks the truth” and the leader of a “revolution.” Later, he accused Nikki Haley of auditioning for the board of Raytheon, a rather ironic accusation considering Ramaswamy’s own position as a wealthy rookie. “I’m the only person on stage who isn’t bought and paid for,” he said a few moments later, leading to a cascade of boos from the audience, which prompted Chris Christie into attacking him for his amateurish Trump impression:

CHRISTIE: I’ve had enough — I’ve had enough already tonight of a guy who sounds like ChatGPT standing up here. (LAUGHTER)

CHRISTIE: And the last person in one of these debates, Bret, who stood in the middle of the stage and said, “what’s a skinny guy with an odd last name doing up here” was Barack Obama. And I’m afraid we’re dealing with the same type of amateur standing on the stage tonight.

RAMASWAMY: Give me a hug — give me a hug just like you did to Obama.

CHRISTIE: The same type of amateur.

RAMASWAMY: And you will help elect me just like you did Obama, too. Give me that big (ph) hug, brother.

CHRISTIE: The same type of amateur.

The Obama hug from … 2012? Really? That was clearly a prepared attack line, and a lame one too. Christie’s dismissal will stick too, since Ramaswany’s other answers really did sound like ChatGPT regurgitations. Even his best answer — on education, late in the debate — was nothing more than a string of slogans, mainly rehashed from DeSantis, Glenn Youngkin, and others who actually have succeeded in these areas. The reason that was his best answer is because it was one of the few in which he didn’t personally insult someone else on stage, and so Ramaswamy managed to offer a complete thought.

His worst moment came against Nikki Haley after the “Raytheon” comment in which she dressed him down for his inch-deep thinking on national security, calling him out on his claims that the US could cut both Israel and Taiwan loose of American security collaborations by 2028. “You have no foreign policy experience,” Haley declared, “and it shows.”

And it did. Ramaswamy’s entire night consisted of picking fights he couldn’t win against people who actually have experience in the policy areas in which he claims expertise. He’s the college kid who wants to tell his parents that everyone’s a sellout, including themselves, and he’s the only one who knows how the world works, because he spent a few weeks studying Marx, or Proust, or whoever was on the Lit list that week.

He’s Amateur Hour, and the hour pretty much passed last night. The media wants to sell him, so expect plenty of he must be over the target to take this much flak, but it’s nonsense. Anyone watching last night would not be impressed with Ramaswamy’s ersatz Trump impression — not even Trump, since Ramaswamy didn’t do what Trump would have wanted: to go after Ron DeSantis rather than Christie, Haley, and Pence.

In fact, Trump might be disappointed for lots of reasons. Bret Baier brought him up and did the silly “raise your hands” schtick on whether the candidates would support Trump if he won the nomination. Christie and Asa Hutchinson demurred, but the rest raised their hands — and with the exception of Christie, tried changing the subject. Except for that segment, the name “Trump” barely got mentions, contra the claim earlier in the day that Trump would win the debate because the candidates would obsess over him. Christie got in his licks, but DeSantis scolded Baeir and Martha MacCallum for making this election about 2020:

DESANTIS: This election is not about January 6 of 2021. It’s about January 20 of 2025, when the next president is going to take office. (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

DESANTIS: I know what the Democrats would like to do. They want to talk about all these other issues, but we have got to focus on your future. We have got to focus on reversing the decline of our country.

PENCE: Right. Right.

DESANTIS: I learned in the military — I was assigned with U.S. Navy SEALs in Iraq — that you focus on the mission above all else. (APPLAUSE)

DESANTIS: You can’t get distracted. So, Republicans, we have got to look forward, and we have got to make sure that we’re bringing the message that can win in November of 2024.

The audience didn’t seem terribly interested in this line of questioning either, and Trump as a topic got dropped fairly quickly — and didn’t arise again.

Overall, with the exception of the infighting that Ramaswamy stoked with his junior-league, low-rent-Trumpian insults, the night went well enough for most of the candidates and the RNC. The most important lesson from the debate is that the GOP exists outside of Trump and can have debates over the issues without discussing him much if at all, even when moderators keep trying to bring Trump up. It’s a good start for some, and for others … well …

Here are my assessments of each candidate, in the order of their introduction last night:

This is, of course, just the first event in a long primary. We’ll see the same people in the next debate, and then we’ll see whether they learned anything.