Tabloid journalism is fun sometimes! Just like Richard Gere’s recent indiscretion in India*, a public kiss is causing waves again. But this time, it’s smooth international playboy Mahmoud Ahmedinejad doing the smooching, and the lucky lady is his old teacher.

It’s not the first time the suave, debonair Ahmedinejad, who may have inspired the Alias character Arvin Sloane, has had woman trouble. In January, his Vice President got nailed for watching a woman dance in Turkey. (Okay, actually the VP didn’t get nailed. A reporter who posted a video of him watching did.)

Anyway, it’s a shame they’re going to have to kill that little old lady now.

*The first one to make a gerbil joke gets ba…HEY!