Howdy, folks. See-Dubya here filling in for Allah over the next few days. Where’s Allah? Well, I think he went to Ireland. At least on the phone he told me something about wanting to “go sniff some Derry air.”

All right, maybe this is more your speed: remember the Dan Simpson police-state gun control rant that Bryan linked yesterday? It’s almost beyond parody. But not, however, for a talented parodist like Iowahawk.

Funny thing about gun control: you ask most liberals about the drug war and they’ll say it’s unconstitutional, brutal, and unwinnable.

Then they turn around and want to do exactly the same thing with guns…