Howdy, folks. See-Dubya here.  You may know me from my syndicated news show Firing Line, or my Blackford Oakes spy novels, but most likely you’ve seen something dumb I wrote at Junkyard Blog.  I’ll be helping out around Hot Air for the holidays. Don’t worry: Allah, Bryan, and Ian will still be around. If, like them, you’re still running around trying to find the perfect gift, maybe this guy can help you.

But probably not.