I haven’t done a Red Eye post in a while. Nothing personal; a man’s just gotta sleep sometimes.

Of course, there’s an easy way to get me to remember to Media Center the show and edit the next day, guys…just sayin’.

If you haven’t seen Red Eye, host Greg Gutfeld draws weird news-related cartoons and then promises to mail them out to viewers if they come up with good titles for them. Gutfeld never, ever delivers on that promise. Evah. Not one time. It’s a stain on his reputation, to say the very least about it.

On last night’s episode, ombudsman Andrew Levy went NUTS about Gutfeld’s failure to remit. In a Jack kinda way.