Believe it or not, my friends, this inane palate cleanser got more traffic yesterday than any other post on the site. Do you know how much it hurts to realize that? I sit here for hours on end sweating over deadly serious subjects like Obama eating dogs and yet a throwaway post about random Internet silliness cleans up in page views. But okay. If that’s what you want, that’s fine. No more posts about Obama chowing down on Chow Chows. From now on, we’re keeping it light.

Two clips for you here of the Web’s newest superstars, who are keeping their identities semi-secret in order to minimize the ridicule they have to deal with, I guess. Exit question per the CNN clip: So this is kinda sorta a joke to them, yes? Quote: “Well, we enjoy writing funny lyrics and songs and we decided that we really liked this one.”