Well, this is awkward. Am I … not allowed to vote with my schwanz now? I was counting on this whole identity politics thing carrying through to the general and suddenly I’m caught off guard. Next thing you know, they’ll be telling me Barack Obama doesn’t want 9/11 apologists in his campaign. It is still cool to vote based on genitalia and/or racial heritage, isn’t it?

Among Williamson’s brilliant ideas, incidentally: the Department of Peace.

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