Tonight’s topic: Why it’s not a good idea to meet strangers in private. Hey, wait — didn’t we cover this ground recently? Indeed we did, but these lessons are timeless. For instance, did you know it’s not a good idea to post embarrassing photos of yourself since they might come back to haunt you later? The big O will explain. America’s morals are decaying and that Internet’s not just going to police yourself, so buckle up — fresh from Vegas, it’s Hammertime.