Justice, if only for one day. Hopefully he’ll still have a little money left after the lacrosse players take him to the cleaners in the civil suit so that he can get that thing removed from his forehead. It’s been bugging me ever since I started following the case.

Durham’s getting sued, too. They’ve got a $5 million liability insurance policy; the Dukies are demanding $30 million. How about a nice big municipal bond issuance to cover the difference? They could put this mug shot on the certificates.