Ten million views and counting at YouTube, but not until yesterday when someone sent me the link had I heard of it. Same with the BBC, apparently — the clip’s three months old but they’re only getting around to it now. Make me feel better and tell me you haven’t seen this yet either so that I don’t feel as far behind the viral video curve as the farking Beeb.

Reminds me of the news team battle royal scene in “Anchorman.” Except, you know, with animals.

Update: Just arrived in my inbox:

Ace posted it months ago (maybe 6 weeks, really).

I wish I was dead.

Update: From the comments:

Not only did I see it when Ace posted it, but I saw it on ABC last night.

I hereby formally tender my resignation.