I can’t do any better than Pillage Idiot, who comments, “No one should tell an off-color limerick while on Nantucket.” That didn’t stop Kerry, though:

There once was a man named Vitter
Who vowed that he wasn’t a quitter
But with stories of women
And all of his sinnin’
He knows his career’s in the — oh, nevermind.

Sean Hannity apparently agrees. Try as I might, I can’t get past the first two lines of one for Kerry. Help me out:

There once was a man named Lurch
Whose comrades in arms he’d besmirch

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Update: Rivlax helps me out:

There once was a man named Lurch
Whose comrades in arms he’d besmirch
His future was bright
The election was tight
Til Swift Boaters did their research