The debate rages, and will continue to rage given that the director seems to have been shooting for a 3:1 ratio of long shots to close-ups. We must have some guitarists, or at least “Guitar Hero” aficionados, among the readership. Can I get a ruling here?

There’s a photo at the Telegraph link, FYI, but the only thing it really tells us is that Madonna has granny hands. More enlightening is this piece at the Daily Mail, which is reveling in the Goracle’s disappointment to an enjoyably odd degree.

Update: Whoops, forgot to give you your official content warning for a brief moment of “empowerment” at the beginning.