And is sadly thwarted by an alarmed colleague, thereby depriving us of one of live television’s all-time greatest moments and leaving her to tear it up like a five-year-old instead.

Exit question: What’s more pathetic, a pampered socialite crying in the back of a police car or a talking head trying to strike a blow for journalistic integrity on Joe “Work the Pole” Scarborough’s mornin’ yakfest? Click the image to watch.

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