As you’ll see, the screencap’s misleading. There’s a certain, shall we say, “Brokeback” quality to the clip, although it’s mitigated by the rockabilly jauntiness and the, er, clumsy insertion of the word “politics” in the lyrics to remind the listener that it’s not ol’ Fred himself on whom the crush is being had.

Nice to see the FredHeads reaching out to the Log Cabin Republicans, though. It’s high time we welcomed them into the club.

Exit question: Does this mean Fred’s embraced his status as the Messiah? Click the image to watch.

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