Can’t … something be done about this? We’ve got a moral investment here and they’re pissing it away with a name as goofy as “Iwo To.” If they want “Iwo Falcon,” fine. “Iwo Thor’s Hammer”? No problem. But “Iwo To” just ain’t getting it done.

I’m thinking maybe it’s time we reoccupy. For god’s sake, the Navy’s honor is at stake.

Coming soon: Gettysburg changes its name to “Fluffsville.”